Fucked.
I can’t help but think we really are just fucked. There’s no remedy around the corner, no workaround to fall back on — just another round of pure relentless fuckery to fuck us up for the umpteenth fucking time.
We are fucked over so often that over the past few years our definition of fucked has gone from ‘fucked’ to ‘kinda fucked’ to ‘not really fucked but it’s another inconvenience to add on top of everything else so we might as well be fucked’. All the little fucks have melted into one huge pot of fuck. A permanent state of fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.
On top of us all being fucked we’ve also been fucked entirely in half. One half think they’re fucked for the complete opposite reason of why the other half think they’re fucked. And that’s really fucked because both halves are constantly trying to un-fuck themselves all the fucking time so the difference of fuckery never fucking changes. And you can’t un-fuck one side too much because then the other side will be UBERfucked and concoct some UBERfuckery to balance the fucking scales back.
The fuck instigators (the instigators of this fuckery) for some reason perpetuate the fuckery even further by blaming the fuckery on the people who just told us that fuckery existed in the first place. Honestly get tae fuck. How the fuck can their prime suspects of the fuckery be the people who just noticed that the fuckery was already happening? You don’t create fuck by pointing out pre-existing fuck, you create fuck by causing fuck, you thick fucks. But that’s purely what fuck instigators like to fucking do.
We don’t fucking help ourselves, either. Many of us actively go out seeking fuck on every platform we please just to then say ‘oh god we’re fucked’. Well of course that’s what you’re gonna fucking say when you choose to scroll through the fucking comments on LBC, you fucking idiots. A self-fuckfilling prophecy, that’s what you fucking are. And of course some fuck from the other fucking side of the fuckery is gonna see your comment and think that they’re fucked as well. 2 fucks for 1? Yes fucking please.
It’s not like we need to seek out the fuckery though. Media companies & conglomerates know the fucking game — they’ll get two fucks from each side of the fuckery to yell at each other about what makes the other one fucked and beam that shit to millions of fucking people, for everyone to then say in unison: ‘OHHHHH GOD WE’RE FUUUUUUUUCKED!!!!!” Then they’ll post a fucking poll or some stupid fucking question to seem fucking legitimate & professional, because trying to quantify the fuckery is a fantastic fucking way to confirm, once again, that we’re all FUCKED. Fuck off Good Morning Britain.
Oh I’m not fucking done. Algorithms. What a perfect way to implant the word FUCK into our heads so it’s a permanent fucking filter on our active cognition of everything we watch, listen to and fucking read. How fucking perfect that the more we say ‘oh god we’re fucked’, the more fucking things we’re shown that make us go ‘oh god we’re fucked’. That’s a fantastic fucking idea. Now we don’t even have to fucking think about whether something’s fucked before we digest it because it’s damn fucking certain to be fucked no matter what the fucking content is. Cheers Zuck, you fuck.
Exponential fuckery. Fuck wherever you look. How long will this fuckery last? Fuck knows. Will the fucks level out in some naturally-occurring fucking fuck-quota? Fuck knows. Will the fucks soon become un-detectable as we transition to a phenomenon of Innate Fuckery? Fuck knows. Will we EVER find the remedy for fuck?
